E-mail

I’m sorry, I can’t talk right now, I’m checking my e-mail. It needs to be done, people need to contact me, and they contact me by e-mail. No, I wasn’t reading that book on my desk. I’m too busy being productive to read. I don’t know who opened that solitaire game on my computer, but it was open when I got here. I’ve been too busy checking my e-mail to play stupid electronic card games. Hold on, I need to check…nope, nothing. But there will probably be something soon. Soon, a flood of messages will fill my inbox, and I’ll be swamped with all the work that I must do to fulfill all those e-requests, so I can’t do whatever it is you want me to do right now.