Who knew? We've had all these copies of Newsweek lying around the house, and never read most of them. I've been meaning to read them, but they come, like, every week, and who has time to read all that?

Not until a few of my friends were at my house, flipping through the magazines that have begun to cover every available surface did I really start to look at them. And wow! They're full of interesting facts, like these: Ben Stein is a nut job, local food is not necessarily better for the environment, and Hillary Clinton is related to Madonna.

Who knew?! I'm going to have to start reading these things.