Screw you too, Facebook

Recently, Facebook, or one of those horrible applications that I have stupidly added to my profile, felt the need to email me and inform me that "None" of my friends have selected me as a "Most Eligible Friend."

Thank you, Facebook. Was it really necessary to go out of your way to let me know that?

And thanks to a small network of spirit crushing applications, I have also learned that my profile was viewed by four people, and none of them would date me.

I'm removing this application right now.