Maybe not the 9th Circle, but definitely the 6th or 7th

In hell, I am at a party.  Everyone at the party is standing in clusters talking to each other.  Everyone except me.  I am standing by myself, awkwardly, trying to figure out how to break into the little conversation clusters.  They all notice me, glance at me every now and then.  I try to look like I'm paying attention to the music or the art on the walls.  But in hell there is no music and the walls are bare.  So I kinda look up, as if I'm thinking, or down at my cell phone pretending to send atext, while I wonder: how do you break into the party clusters?

How do you break into the party clusters??!!