Who puts Chinese money in the donation box at an Episcopal Church? Chinese tourists, I guess.  I have 10 Yuan to give you, if you want it.

Me: The nuns that sell us the altar breads are super nice.  I guess they have to be nice, 'cause they're nuns.
Ross:  Yeah. Also, they're salesnuns.

It's 48 degrees and sunny in New York. God is making up for subjecting us to the snowiest month in New York. Ever.

Have you been reading The Rumpus?  You should start.  It will make you happy and more literary.

Sometimes I wish I were a lion.

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