Why I will never be a hipster

First, becuase I look goofy in hats. The slop hat, the trucker hat, I'm just not all that thrilled with them.

Also, I am not skinny enough, I don't have a communist shirt or anything from American Apparel, and I don't like the pants.

I could maybe do the scruffy facial hair.

Seriously, those pants that taper so much at the bottom, I just don't tlike those things.

So, I guess being a hipsters is right out. I will go on wearing my gap/target outfits and contemplating attending one of those hipster concerts of bands that I like, but never really making much of an effort.

So ultimately, it's laziness. That is why I will never be a hipster. And the pants.


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